Pimp My Crutches!

I have obviously been on these damn crutches too long now. I have been thinking about ways to pimp them. Deb is in Silver City today getting some medical tests done, so I am home alone again. Kind of like Mcalaulay Culkin with Michael Jackson looking in the window! Anyway, I am staying limited to the bed, couch, bathroom, chair, and kitchen. Have managed not to fall as yet, but have had a few close calls. Not gonna rant today about corporate communism. Need to say something positive about something or you will all start to just consider me a crank! Goldman Sachs gave Shiti Bank (aka Citi) a 3 Billion dollar loan in June of 2008. Part of the loan includes a 1 Billion "make-whole" payout to Goldman as first creditor if Citi goes Bankrupt. Also, Goldman holds credit insurance on its 3 Billion loan to Citi. So, besides Citi bond holders paying interest to Goldman from taxpayer money, Goldman could make a 25% return on Citi's failure, or more interest from Citi bonds if the taxpayers keep propping it up. What a big gamble by Goldman. What a good corporate deed. See, I can be positive. Won't you be glad when I am able to start to talk about my physical therapy?