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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Crash Bandicoot!

For those of you following my blog, you will know that I restarted the blog just prior to being hit by an uninsured motorist, thus breaking my knee and ankle. Much of the blog has focused on trying to return to the form I possessed on August 31st 2009, the day before I was hit. Although I have come a long way so far, there is still a long way to travel before I even approach where I was back then. Now on Tuesday, my boy terrible terry was hit in his parking garage while on his bike. A guy was hustling to get a good parking place and ran thru him on this way to the cherished spot. Now there are similarities and differences in what happened to the two of us. In both cases, the person who hit us took us to the emergency room. Terry's striker stayed, while mine fled. Terry's had auto insurance, mine did not. I was hit by an old 80's vintage truck. Terry was hit by a new Mercedes. Terry ended up with a broken wheel, bent fork, busted helmet, and fractured wrist. I ended up with a fractured knee and ankle. When I was first hit, Terry asked why I didn't get hit by a guy in his Lexus checking on his oil leases. He of course picks the right guy to hit him. Now, I have told him that his damaged bike is now a 7 thousand dollar lance armstrong replica, and that due to banging his privates on the saddle, he has developed full blown erectile dysfunction that no viagra can fix. Thank God he was not hurt worse. He flew across the hood, and actually fractured his arm by sticking his arm out to stop his fall from the car. Now who do you think is going to get a better settlement? As has been the case with my boy since I first met him; like farther like son, only better......

1 comment:

TerribleTerry said...

If only I could get to come down and lay on the couch for 6weeks while Deb takes care of me.